😂 Maximum Goof. Maximum Goob.
🎁 A Gift That Gets Instant Reactions
⚠️ Wear at Your Own Risk
🔥 Oversized Comfort, Zero Seriousness
🔹 Free Shipping
🔹 30-Day Money Back
🔹 ASTM Certified Safe
🔹Eco-Materials
YES — a free comb is included with every onesie to keep your monster looking perfectly messy.
The model is 5'2", 125 lbs and is wearing Size Small for a relaxed fit.
Yes! Mziho is made from soft, breathable fleece fabric that's lightweight, comfortable, and gentle on the skin. Simply machine wash on cold with a gentle cycle, then air dry, and you'll be ready for cuddles again in no time!
Sizing is simple — just use your height.
Up to 5'2" ➔ Small
5'2"–5'5" ➔ Medium
5'5"–5'9" ➔ Large
5'9"+ ➔ XL
Want a more oversized, extra-slouchy look? Go one size up.
Standard shipping takes 4-12 business days. We’ll do our best to get your Mziho to you as quickly as possible! Please note: Due to high demand, some orders may experience slight delays.

Real Goofy Goobers in the wild!
An oversized MZIHO™ onesie made for peak coziness and peak nonsense. Soft, roomy, and built to turn heads, this goofy favorite is perfect for those who take their relaxation seriously, but themselves—not at all.
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